1Creepy Guy @ Work

New albums by K. D. Lang, Nada Surf, and Cuong Vu, among others.

2Superpowers

3Making Up

NECA announces the release of Gears of War Action Figures, due in stores late spring of 2008. The first wave in an ongoing line of action figures, the first assortment includes main character Marcus Fenix, Augustus Cole, and the villainous Locust Drone.

4Itchy Asshole

CANTON, Ill. -- According to recent court documents, some individual investors in an ethanol plant just outside of Canton lost hundreds of thousands of dollars when construction work at the site shut down and the plant filed for bankruptcy in December.

5Obby

Okay, the title is a bit misleading but good lord, there were a lot of teenagers at the Fall Out Boy concert on Friday night at the Tweeter Center. I miscalculated the strong presence of junior high girls that would be at this concert. I knew there would be some, but I have to say the majority of this sold-out arena were 14-16 year old girls....

6Where's The Handle?

This week in April marks the 14th anniversary of the Waco massacre, the 8th anniversary of Columbine. It is also the 12th anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing. The state is not the direction to look for solutions to instances of mass aggression, for the state itself is aggression.

7My Son Optimus Prime

Does Mayor Jim Naugle still know Fort Lauderdale?

8One Night Stand / DJ Diddles

Not to mention that the senator?s apparently a top and doesn?t like to get excrement on his penis, according to David Phillips, a 2006 Metro Weekly cover boy and IT man about Washington.

9Turn On's Slash Turn Off's

An interview with Justin Ouellette, renegade photographer still shooting on film while the world around him turns digital, Justin is now a rare bird capturing the sights of Old New York in that Old New York style.

10Intro / The Dane Train

Pleasant Valley?s C-team rolled past Hokes Bluff, 28-6, to advance to the championship game of the Appalachian League. Pleasant Valley will play at Southside Saturday at 11:30 .m. for the title.

11L-O-V-E

The long-standing debate over teaching evolution in school came to Orlando on Thursday night, where about four dozen people assembled at Jones High School to give their views on proposed revisions to state science standards.

12The Nothing Fight

Labor MPs have, despite some reluctance, supported the Premier's push to expel Shelley Archer and Anthony Fels from the Upper House.

13Exaggerating GF / Bachelor

Top-ranked Gold Beach and No. 4 Cascade Christian dominated the Sunset Conference all-league football team. The Panthers and Challengers, who each easily won first-round games last weekend, combined to provide most of the first-team picks on the offense and defense.

14The Friend Nobody Likes

Two players who weren't even with top-seeded Mount Tabor last season provided the spark needed for a 50-39 victory over No. 2 Glenn last night in the championship of the Mary Garber Holiday Classic at Joel Coliseum. Freshman Milessa Calicott, a 5-9 guard, and junior Shay Jones, a 5-5 point guard and transfer from East Forsyth, teamed for 27 points for the Spartans (3-0). Calicott, who was named ...

15Let's Do This, I'm A Cashew

NEW YORK -- It doesn???t take a psychic in a bejeweled turban to figure out that Johnny Carson landed the top spot. But deeper down the ranking of ???The 50 Greatest TV Icons,??? you may find a name that surprises you (or even makes you scratch your head). Which is part of the fun.